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10.06.2025 00:52
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
No way
How do I get my body in shape?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
SpaceX launches Sirius XM radio satellite to orbit, lands rocket on ship at sea (photos) - Space
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
“Very Odd” New Sea Monster Identified After Decades of Mystery - SciTechDaily
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
US Inflation to Tick Higher as Tariffs Reach Consumers - Bloomberg